Friday, June 01, 2007

Observations

Father's Day is coming up soon and I was in the card aisle perusing the cards. Now, I know that there are ALL kinds of Father's Day cards out there; Dad, Father, Father-In-Law, Step-Father, Father figure, To Dad from Both, Funny Dad cards, religious Dad cards, To Dad from Daughter / Son...and then I saw it. I couldn't believe my eyes. "To Mom on Father's Day". What the fuck? She just had her own damn day last month. Whose the genius who came up with this one? Must be the dumbass who forgot their Mom on Mother's Day and needs to find a suitable suck-up card a month later. Whatever.

Second observation; why the hell can't people just walk on the right side of the aisle in the store? Why must I keep ending up face to face with the idiots who don't follow this common practice? These must be the same assholes who drive sideways across the parking and not up and down the lanes like the rest of us. Sheesh!

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